wRexIt Devons
wRexIt Studs
'wRexIt Ink'
Stud | Chocolate Tabby & White Point
Ink is firmly convinced that shoulders are the only sensible means of transport for a Devon Rex.
Distance is largely irrelevant.
If your shoulder is visible, he considers it a viable landing zone and tends to launch first and work out the finer details of the arrival later.
Trajectory, distance and the laws of physics are apparently somebody else's problem.
Exceptionally affectionate and people-focused, Ink will choose pats over food.
Which is saying a lot for a Devon Rex.
Management has repeatedly raised concerns regarding his approach to aviation safety.
Ink remains unconcerned.
Mission objective: Achieve shoulder-based transportation without regard for distance, trajectory or landing conditions.
Operational status: Airborne. Frequently without warning.
Aviation safety compliance: Non-existent. Management advises use of PPEr.
'wRexIt Blueprint'
Stud | Red
An only child.
An orange only child.
Frankly, Management should have recognised the warning signs.
Having never been required to share the spotlight with littermates, Blueprint arrived in this world under the entirely reasonable impression that everything, everyone and every available resource existed exclusively for his benefit.
Nothing has happened since to challenge this belief.
Exceptionally affectionate, playful and spectacularly sooky, Blueprint combines the emotional independence of a newborn baby with the confidence of a cat who has never experienced consequences.
He considers human shoulders essential infrastructure and sees absolutely no reason why he should travel at ground level when perfectly good people are available to climb.
He combines enthusiastic play with an impressive capacity for cuddles, frequently alternating between complete lunatic and helplessly dependent baby.
His confidence is considerable.
His independence is largely theoretical.
Being orange, he is occasionally granted access to the communal brain cell.
There is currently no evidence that he has ever used it.
An unapologetically spoiled, ridiculously affectionate little man who expects nothing less than complete devotion.
And gets it.
Mission objective: Maintain only-child privileges while securing unrestricted access to Management.
Operational status: Orange, entitled and emotionally dependent.
Brain cell allocation: Shared resource. Availability unconfirmed.
'Calian Power of Love'
Stud | Black & White
Bred by Carolyn Harrison of Calian Cats and entrusted to wRexIt Devons.
He takes the term Velcro kitty to a level that probably warrants legal intervention. Unfortunately, restraining orders don't apply to cats.
He doesn't just want to be close to you. He wants to be grafted to you so he can monitor your vital organs and ensure you never experience a moment of privacy again.
Velcro occasionally lets go.
He does not.
He also drools when he's happy, which is always...making him a trip hazard with absolutely no concept of personal boundaries.
One can't help but adore him, even if he is a walking HR violation.
Mission objective: Achieve permanent physical integration with Management.
Operational status: Attached, affectionate, soggy.
Personal boundaries: Not recognised under company policy.